{"product_id":"soap-for-the-middle-child-funny-soap","title":"Soap for The Middle Child | Funny Soap","description":"Who are you again?\n\n The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. \n\n\n\nPurple Haze (Grape) Scented\nNet Weight: 6 oz\nNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\n© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\n\nHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \nSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \nSold in 4-packs","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53193060450622,"sku":"MID-S","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0918\/5784\/6590\/files\/d47031162d7855811a624275c35fcb9b073a4a42b7364d4b089f28bdd5985da9.jpg?v=1773875896","url":"https:\/\/thebrohausmalvern.com\/products\/soap-for-the-middle-child-funny-soap","provider":"The Bro Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}